Reuters- Washington
Exit polls in all 24 super Tuesday states suggest that Karaoke Steve will win the presidential nomination by a large margin. When exiting voters were asked who they did not vote for, only a handful of voters mentioned Karaoke Steve, a strong sign that Steve will likely sweep the election. Gerald Busbaum, political science chair at ITT Technical Institute, remarked "This is the first time in US history when a single candidate seems likely to win both the Republican and Democratic presidential primaries."
Pollsters also reported a strong showing of support for Steve among Green Party members, American Independent party voters and the deceased.
Karaoke Steve was not available for comment. Steve campaign manager Rick Rickleman replied his candidate could not respond to questions because he was "Sleeping one off."
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This election truly did just get Stevier.
Steve, I realize you have a busy next 11 months, but I hope you won't mind taking some time out of your rigorous campaigning efforts and answering some of my questions about the platform you're running on. First of all, I think what your doing about a free teeth cleaning for every American upon election is just what America needs and should even help stimulate the economy as well. But what do you plan on doing about illegal immigration? And what about our foreign policy? Would you keep the troops in Iraq or bring them home? Maybe some stevafied propaganda is needed for our enemies abroad, you know, convert them all to stevey-anity. Just some thoughts from a fan that will be following this race all the way to the white house!
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